When I was single people were always asking “Why are you still single?” as if I knew the magical answer to why I drew in assclowns from all over. I always thought that once I got a boyfriend that I would be free of inane questions but if people aren’t asking “So when are you guys getting married?” they are quick out the gate to ask when we’ll be giving our daughter a brother or sister.

Now let’s put things into perspective. Tomorrow it’ll be five months since the little minx needed two strong tugs to get her out of the cosy confines of my womb. That’s five MONTHS, not five frickin years! Where is the fire? We’ve been living in our house the same amount of time and we’ve only just started the renovation so you can be pretty sure that reproducing or getting married hasn’t been at the top of our agenda. Have people nothing better to do than ask silly questions? But most importantly, what type of response do they want?

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